The Guardian – Muse A is a prince/princess and heir to the throne and Muse B is the commander of their guards. Muse A needs to leave for a long trip and Muse B needs to keep them safe during the journey. The problem is, they discover a plot against Muse A’s life. Will they manage to keep them safe?
The Siege – The country is at war and the capitol is under siege. Muse A is the last living royal descent, Muse B is their faithful soldier. Muse B needs to get Muse A out of the city and back to their regrouping troops so they can take the country back.
The Marriage – Muse A and B are both of royal blood and are forced to marry for the good of both of their worlds as it’s a part of peace declaration between the nations. They see each other for the first day on their wedding day.
The Lover – Muse A is of royal blood, unhappily married with muse C. Muse B is a young and dashing knight/noble lady who serves in the court. Muse A takes liking in them, finding long forgotten happiness by their side. How far will they let the things go?
The Toy – Muse A is of royal blood, muse B is a low born. Muse A takes Muse B to court as an entertainment.
The Power – Muse A and B are young ambitious married couple who plots to get them power. Will they succeed? How much will they sacrifice in the game of thrones?
I got tired of seeing NSFW asks with moronic questions like: “Is there anyone you want to have sex with?”, so I made my own. I hope you enjoy!
1. Think of your three closest friends – would you have sex with any of them? Have you already?
2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
2. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve given head? Received head?
3. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
4. What’s your favourite position to give oral? Receive oral?
5. What’s your favourite sex position?
6. What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?
7. What’re your biggest turn-ons while making out?
8. What’re your most unusual turn-ons in general?
9. What’s your darkest fantasy?
10. If you could have one fantasy fulfilled right now, what would it be?
11. Would you rather have sex on a beach, on a plane, or in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant?
12. What are your hard limits?
13. How often do you masturbate?
14. Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex?
15. What’re some songs that you want to have sex to?
16. Folks who like dicks – where’s your favourite place for your partner to cum?
17. Are handjobs boring or underrated?
18. What’s your opinion on anal?
19. Folks with a dick – does your cum shoot out far, or dribble out? What’s its colour and consistency?
20. Folk with a vagina – can you squirt?
21. Have you tasted yourself? If so, then what did you think?
22. Are you vocal during sex?
23. Do you like being rough with your partner? Do you like when your partner is rough with you?
24. Do you like being restrianed? Do you like restraining your parter?
25. What’s your opinion on sexting?
26. What are your favourite parts/features on each gender you’re attracted to?
27. Have you ever tried something sexual and decided you weren’t into it?
28. What are your erogenous zones?
29. What’re the most effective ways to tease you in public?
30. What’re your favourite ways to tease your partner in public?
31. What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?
32. If you could dress/style someone to be as attractive to you as possible, what would they look like?
33. If you had to put on an outfit to turn-on your partner the most during a date, what would it be?
34. What are your favourite pet names/dirty names to call and be called during sex?
35. Have you ever hooked-up with a stranger?
36. What’s the best sexual compliment you’ve ever received?
37. Do you enjoy it when your partner has piercings and/or tattoos? Are there any particular body parts where you like your partner to have them?
38. What’s your funniest and/or most embarrassing sex story?
39. If your partner was going to send you a video of themselves, what could they do to make it turn you on the most?
40. Are you a screamer, a grunter, a moaner, or a groaner?
41. Is “vanilla” sex boring or underrated?
42. What’s the best orgasm you’ve had in the past few months?
43. Would you ever participate in an orgy?
44. Do you enjoy seeing your partner have sex with others? Would you want them to do all of the same things that they’re willing to do with you, or would some be off-limits?
45. Do you mostly prefer giving or receiving oral?
46. Do you like going commando?
47. What are your top five favourite blogs to reblog porn from?
48. What’s your favourite sex scene from a movie/TV show?
49. Do you own any sex toys? Do you want any?
50. Have you ever cum without having your genitals directly stimulated?
003: “I’m here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses.”
004: “Is it possible to love too much?”
005: “I don’t wanna get up– you’re comfy.”
006: “I will always be there protect you.”
007: “I’m cold. Come closer.”
008: “I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
009: “The stars look especially lovely tonight.”
010: “I’ve never seen such gorgeous eyes before.”
011: “May I have this dance?”
012: “I can’t stop thinking about you.”
013: “You’ll never feel alone with me by your side.”
014: “Let’s get to know each other over dinner.”
015: “All I want is you.”
016: “I could never leave you, I love you too much!”
017: “A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face.”
018: “I want to hear you sing.”
019: “I don’t think anyone could ever be as lovely as you.”
020: “You look incredible in that.”
021: “He/She’s quite stunning, isn’t he/she?”
022: “Sometimes I just can’t control myself when around you.”
023: “Do you believe in love at first sight?”
024: “I think I’m in love.”
025: “I’d like it if you stayed.
026: “People are jerks, but not you.”
027: “I’ll share the blankets with you.”
028: “I have never felt this way about anyone.”
029: “I want this to never end…”
030: “Can I kiss you?”
LIVING TOGETHER
031: “I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks.”
032: “Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death.”
033: “Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
034: “You can put your cold feet on me.”
035: “Your stray red item turned my whites pink.”
036: “A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you.”
037: “There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight.”
038: “Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud.”
039: “I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on.”
040: “Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer.”
041: “You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar.”
042: “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on”
043: “We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches.”
044: “IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH.”
045: “We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying.”
WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS
046: “I caught the bouquet”
047: “My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them.”
048: “We accidentally got married in Vegas oops”
049: “I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding.”
050: “I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing.”
051: “I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? ”
052: “If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”
053: “Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? ”
054: “May I have this dance, wife/husband? ”
055: “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband.”
056: “I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed.”
057: “This is probably a bad time, but marry me?”
MARRIED LIFE
058: “We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. ”
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