punknerdmusings:

zel-zo:

anomalous-duck:

turquoisemagpie:

turquoisemagpie:

ask-the-egos:

@turquoisemagpie we got another one xD

*cracks knuckles* ..give me 24 hours. XD

@ask-the-egos, @fairykats

Hope this is what you had in mind. You have no idea how weird it felt drawing Dark with a genuine smile. XD

I’m so in love with this, I can’t even right now 😍😍

Ok, but may I raise you by one “Woogle” and one “Googford”?

Thank you for your time @ask-the-egos@fairykats and @turquoisemagpie~

I have had

so many fucking headcanons for this au

it’s not even fucking funny

as soon as my brain shuts the fuck up about the headcanons, I promise you, there will be a fic.

Some other Fairy AU stuff

This is about the glow of a fairy’s wings, depending on their health

(Because I got some old drawings I had made where I drew some wings)

1. No glow whatsoever – Hasn’t gotten proper food in a few days

2. Soft glow of wings – Proper health

3. Visible glow around wings – Very healthy, mating season, using magic

The kinds of fairies existing in the AU


Type: Flower fairy
Wings: A butterfly’s
Height: 0.5 inches – 1.5 inches
Litter size: 15 – 25 every 15 years
Life expectancy: 50 – 200 years
Born in: A special flower patch, inside of flowers. Typically tulips.
Live in: Flower fields, usually 3 – 9 depending on size

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the sun setting, wake with the sun rising
Winter behaviour: Winter rest. Usually search for a place safe from snow, like a 
rabbit burrow or a hole in a tree
Go to fairy rings?: Rarely. Some do during winter
Glamour: A butterfly, the one the fairy’s wings are.

Food:  Nectar from flowers, honey, sunlight
Powers:

  • Speak to flowers
  • Make flowers sprout and grow
  • Give life back to flowers
  • Pollinate flowers (like bees)

Additional notes: 
– They smell faintly like the flower they were born inside of
– Their skin feels like the petals of the flower they were born inside of
– They often have markings on their bodies, of flowers or vines


Type: Field fairy
Wings: Bugs (i.e. Ladybugs, beetles, bees)
Height: 1 inch – 3 inches
Litter size: 10 – 15 every 30 years
Life expectancy: 100 – 300 years
Born in: Special patches of grass, wrapped up in grass blades
Live in: Grass fields

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the sun setting, wake with the sun rising

Winter behaviour: Winter rest. Usually search for a place safe from snow, like a  rabbit burrow or a hole in a tree

Go to fairy rings?: Depends on the fairy. Mostly only when needed
Glamour: Bugs, the one the fairy’s wings are

Food: Nectar from flowers, honey
Powers:

  • Make grass grow
  • Make a small breeze
  • Multiple fairies can grow a fairy ring

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like grass
– “Bee fairies” tend to live in small hives and make their own kind of honey
– They usually have freckles


Type: Weed fairy
Wings: A fly’s or mosquito’s
Height: 1 inch to 2.5 inch
Litter size: 20 every year
Life expectancy: 1 year
Born in: Patches of weed, wrapped up in leafs
Live in: Patches of weed

Sleep pattern: Whenever
Winter behaviour: They die in the winter  
Go to fairy rings?: Never
Glamour: A fly or mosquito

Food: Anything
Powers:

  • Make fruit rot and plants wilt
  • Can latch onto flowers and fairies to drain their magic

Additional notes:
– They are pests, not even their own kind likes them
– They are pretty much hated by everyone


Type: Forest fairy
Wings: A bird’s
Height: 4.5 inches – 7 inches
Litter size: 7 – 13 every 50 years
Life expectancy: 240 – 500 years
Born in: Bushes, wrapped in twigs and leafs
Live in: Birds’ nests, bushes, holes in trees, fairy rings

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the sun setting, wake with the sun rising
Winter behaviour: Go to fairy rings, or winter rest: Usually search for a place safe from snow, like a  rabbit burrow or a hole in a tree
Go to fairy rings?: Yes, they often live inside of them
Glamour:  Birds, the one the fairy’s wings are

Food: Berries, nuts, mushrooms
Powers:

  • Can make small trees sprout
  • Can talk to trees and birds
  • Can make seeds
  • Can make mushrooms grow
  • Multiple fairies can make a fairy ring grow

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like the earth
– They sometimes have markings of feathers or leafs on them


Type: Tree fairy
Wings: Leafs, depending on what tree
Height: 5 inches – 10 inches
Litter size: 5 – 10 every 70 years
Life expectancy: 500 – 1400 years
Born in: Trees, wrapped up in twigs and leafs
Live in: Trees, bushes, fairy rings

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the sun setting, wake with the sun rising
Winter behaviour: Hibernate
Go to fairy rings?: Not a lot
Glamour: Birds, the one the fairy’s wings are

Food: Fruits, berries, small insects, worms
Powers:

  • Make small trees sprout
  • Can talk to trees and help them grow
  • Make fruit grow ripe and tastier

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like fruit


Type: Lake fairy
Wings: A dragonfly’s
Height: 2 inches – 4 inches
Litter size: 7 – 12 every 40 years
Life expectancy: 100 – 300 years
Born in: Water lilies
Live in: Water lilies, reeds

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the sun setting, wake with the sun rising
Winter behaviour: Winter rest. Usually search for a place safe from snow, like on the bottom of a lake or river
Go to fairy rings?: Sometimes
Glamour: Dragonflies, the one the fairy’s wings are

Food: small insects, berries
Powers:

  • Can swim and dive
  • Some can breathe underwater
  • Can make small amounts of water

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like sea lilies


Type: Ocean fairy
Wings: A seagull’s
Height: 7 inches – 12 inches
Litter size: 5 – 10 every 100 years
Life expectancy: 330 – 700 years 
Born in: Sea shells
Live in: Sand dunes

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the sun setting, wake with the sun rising
Winter behaviour: Go to fairy rings typically
Go to fairy rings?: Usually only in the winter
Glamour: Seagulls, the one the fairy’s wings are

Food: Oysters, crab, fries
Powers:

  • Can swim and dive
  • Can sing like sirens

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like the ocean, sea water
– They have very strong wings


Type: Winter fairy
Wings: Snow crystals, frozen water
Height: 2.5 inches – 5 inches
Litter size: 8 – 15 every winter
Life expectancy: for as long as temperatures are below 0°C
Born in: Snow mounds, frozen lakes/rivers
Live in: places with a lot of snow/ice

Sleep pattern: Whenever they want
Winter behaviour: Only live during the winter
Go to fairy rings?: No
Glamour: Ice figures, snowmen

Food: Ice cream, snow, ice
Powers:

  • Can freeze water
  • Can make it snow in small areas
  • Can lower the temperature around them

Additional notes:
– They tend to not have a scent
– They are as cold as ice to the touch
– They die once temperatures get too high/warm
– They could be caught and kept, if their environment is in freezing temperatures


Type: Fire fairy
Wings: Fire
Height: 7 inches – 10 inches
Litter size: 1 – 10, depends on the size of the fire
Life expectancy: as long as the fire lasts
Born in: Fire, usually forest fires
Live in: Fire

Sleep pattern: Never sleep
Winter behaviour: None
Go to fairy rings?: No
Glamour: Fire

Food: Anything that can burn, wood, paper, dry leafs
Powers:

  • Can make fire
  • Speak to fire

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like smoke
– They are born inside of fires and die just like them
– They could be caught and kept, as long as they have oxygen and stuff to burn


Type: Sugar plum fairy
Wings: thin, glass like. Look like candy
Height: 2.5 inches – 7 inches
Litter size: 1 – 5 every 100 years/randomly
Life expectancy: 100 – 400 years
Born in: Piles of sugar
Live in: Candy shops, around candy/sugar

Sleep pattern: Whenever
Winter behaviour: None
Go to fairy rings?: Rarely
Glamour: Brooches

Food: Sugar, candy, soda
Powers:

  • Can make candy out of sugar
  • Make things sticky

Additional notes:
– They tend to smell like sugar/candy
– They are very rare
– They are usually born where candy is hand-made, thus can be born randomly


Type: Dream fairy
Wings: Stained glass
Height: 2 inch – 5 inches
Litter size: 1 – 2 randomly
Life expectancy: Forever?
Born in: Pillows of dreamers
Live in: Bedrooms

Sleep pattern: Go to sleep with the human they live with, awake with them
Winter behaviour: None
Go to fairy rings?: No
Glamour: Glass figure, stained glass pane, invisible?

Food: Dreams
Powers:

  • Can give dreams and nightmares
  • Can take dreams and nightmares
  • Can make other beings fall asleep

Additional notes:
– They tend to not have a smell
– They are supposed to be myths

willkommen-in-germany:

15 Reasons for Learning German

* German has the largest number of native speakers in the European Union (far more than English, Spanish, or French).

* German is among the 10 most commonly spoken languages in the world. It is also a Lingua Franca of Central and Eastern Europe.

* 92 Nobel Prizes and counting! 22 Nobel Prizes in Physics, 30 in Chemistry, and 25 in Medicine have gone to scientists from the 3 major German-speaking countries, while many laureates from other countries received their training in German universities. 11 Nobel Prizes in Literature have been awarded to German-language writers, and 7 Germans and Austrians have received the Nobel Peace Prize.

* Germans are world leaders in engineering.

* German and English are similar. Many words in German sound or look the same as equivalent English words, because the 2 languages share the same “grandparent.”

* The German-speaking world has produced some of the most revered filmmakers of the 20th century – from Fritz Lang to Rainer Werner Fassbinder, Wim Wenders, and a generation of transnational directors such as Tom Tykwer and Fatih Akin. German and Austrian filmmakers such as Lang, Billy Wilder, and Ernst Lubitsch also shaped the history of Hollywood.

* German is the language of Arendt, Bach, Beethoven, Bonhoeffer, Brahms, Brecht, Buber, Einstein, Freud, Goethe, Grass, Hegel, Heidegger, Heisenberg, Kafka, Kant, Mahler, Mann, Marx, Mozart, Nietzsche, Planck, Schoenberg, Schubert, Schumann, Wagner, Weber, and hundreds more great philosophers, writers, artists, scientists, and composers. But these days it’s also the language of choice for writers, filmmakers, and thinkers from a wide array of cultural backgrounds, such as Yoko Tawada, Zsuzsanna Gahse, Terézia Mora, Michael Stavarič, and Melinda Nadj Abonji. German isn’t just for “Germans” any more (but actually it never was).

* German is the second most commonly used scientific language in the world.

* Almost 1/5 of the world’s books are published in German, and few of them ever appear in English translation.

* 68% of all Japanese students study German. What do they know that you don’t?

* Many of the Western world’s most important works of philosophy, literature, music, art history, theology, psychology, chemistry, physics, engineering and medicine are written in German and continue to be produced in German.

* Germany is the world’s 2nd-largest exporter.

* The German economy ranks number 1 in Europe and number 4 worldwide. Its economy is comparable to that of all the world’s Spanish-speaking countries combined.

* Germany is home to numerous international corporations.

* Direct investment by Germany in the USA is over 10 billion dollars.

Source: Uni Boston, http://www.bu.edu/wll/home/why-study-german/

fallskima:

apologieslogan:

randomslasher:

justanotherpurplebutterfly:

ierindoodles:

dailyromandoodle:

dailyvirgildoodle:

5notbrokenjustbent5:

nah-later:

thepeculiar1:

wallpatterns:

shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:

threshie:

threshie:

I think I figured out how to stop the obnoxious notification spam that has been telling me “[name] mentioned you” every time somebody reblogs a post I was ever tagged in, even if they never mention me in THEIR reblog!

1. Go to Account, the little person head and shoulders in upper right.

2. Go to Settings, with the gear icon.

3. Uncheck the new “conversational notifications” switch.

That should take care of it!

@tv-saved-the-teenage-girl @shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees It’s not a glitch, it’s a new feature! Here’s how to turn it off.

BLESS YOU

okay but i legit thought my tumblr was glitching b l e s s

what about when someone reblogs your post and you get two notifications- one saying they reblogged it and another saying they commented on it ? Has that been happening to anyone else?

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE

@5notbrokenjustbent5

@wooflesthatwoof @dailylogandoodle @dailyvirgildoodle @dailyromandoodle @dailypattondoodle @dailydeceitdoodles i know you don’t wanna be tagged but this is how to stop the spam so- 

PH MY FOD

*Cries in tumblr mobile*

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT ON MOBILE

Does anyone else have the problem that this off switch doesn’t show up? Idk if it’s a Europe thing or just random but I really wish I could switch it off already! 😦

Yeah I dunno if this is some fancier version of tumblr but at least on my laptop my notifications settings doesn’t have nearly a many options as these screencaps suggest it should

same here ^

I still don’t have those options in both desktop and mobile, but to those that do, go ahead and turn them off!

Pet Play Rules

bdsmdynamics:

An integral part of the pet play dynamic is the use of rules. These rules do
not exist to restrict or frustrate the pet in any way; rather, they are
intended to be regular reminders of the pet play dynamic, and to change the way
the pet thinks so that, with time, they become conditioned.

Popular pet play rules are almost identical to conventional
master/slave and dominant/submissive rules. Most of the time, not all of these
rules are implemented. Here are some popular examples of rules and
rituals a dom may implement:

No masturbation
without permission

No undergarments (when
required)

No saying ‘no’ (not
recommended, as this treads in TPE territory and requires you to consensually
give up consent in nonsexual situations; it is extremely intense)

Posture rules (sitting
up straight, sitting on knees with hands open when directed)

Wearing a day collar

Adhering to hand
signals such as ‘stop’, ‘quiet’, and ‘down’

Bathroom restrictions
(no going without permission)

Eating restrictions
(not eating certain foods, or not eating certain foods after a certain time
such as ‘no dessert after 9:00pm’, often to prevent nightmares)

Thought restrictions (no thinking about x, only think about y etc)

Using honorifics such
as ‘master’

Using unconventional
grammar such as addressing one’s self with lowercase letters as in ‘i’ or
‘kitten’

Referring to one’s
self in the third person such as ‘this kitten’

Exercise requirements

Weekly reflective
journaling or blogging

Servitude in some way
(sexual, chores, secretarial duties)

 For further information on rules, rituals, and protocol, I absolutely recommend checking out the Miss Abernathy Omnibus. I guarantee that it’s the best $10 you’ll spend this week.