1. “You know, you don’t have to cook so much. I eat less in a day than you do in a single mouthful.”
2. “Wow, you’re tiny. I mean really tiny.”
3. “No offense, but you’re small enough for me to pick up with one hand. I don’t think you can do it.”
4. “Are all tiny people as ______ as you are?”
5. “Have you always been this small?”
6. “Hey! Don’t mess with me! When I get out of this jar, I’m going to kick your butt!”
7. “I must seem like a giant to you.”
8. “I’m not that small. Everything else is just big.”
9. “How the heck have I never noticed tiny people living in my walls? It seems like something a person would notice.”
10. “Hey! Put me down! I don’t like to be picked up!”
11. “Don’t you dare put me in your pocket!”
12. “I’m going to give you a lift, okay? Otherwise, it’s going to take all day for you to cross the room.”
13. “Are you going to let me out of this jar any time soon?”
14. “Are you okay? I didn’t know there was a cat until it went after you!”
15. “Are you trying to tell me that you’ve been living in my walls?”
16. “Don’t underestimate me. I may be small, but that doesn’t mean I’m weak.”
17. “So do I find you a dollhouse to live in, or…?”
18. “Just remember that I’m a lot smaller than you. Be careful.”
19. “There is absolutely no reason for you to pick me up. I can get around the room just fine on my own, thanks.”
20. “Let me ride on your shoulder.”