Tiny person sentence starters

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1. “You know, you don’t have to cook so much. I eat less in a day than you do in a single mouthful.” 

2. “Wow, you’re tiny. I mean really tiny.” 

3. “No offense, but you’re small enough for me to pick up with one hand. I don’t think you can do it.”

4. “Are all tiny people as ______ as you are?” 

5. “Have you always been this small?” 

6. “Hey! Don’t mess with me! When I get out of this jar, I’m going to kick your butt!” 

7. “I must seem like a giant to you.” 

8. “I’m not that small. Everything else is just big.”

9. “How the heck have I never noticed tiny people living in my walls? It seems like something a person would notice.” 

10. “Hey! Put me down! I don’t like to be picked up!” 

11. “Don’t you dare put me in your pocket!” 

12. “I’m going to give you a lift, okay? Otherwise, it’s going to take all day for you to cross the room.” 

13. “Are you going to let me out of this jar any time soon?” 

14. “Are you okay? I didn’t know there was a cat until it went after you!” 

15. “Are you trying to tell me that you’ve been living in my walls?” 

16. “Don’t underestimate me. I may be small, but that doesn’t mean I’m weak.” 

17. “So do I find you a dollhouse to live in, or…?” 

18. “Just remember that I’m a lot smaller than you. Be careful.”  

19. “There is absolutely no reason for you to pick me up. I can get around the room just fine on my own, thanks.” 

20. “Let me ride on your shoulder.” 

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