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Writing Prompts

1. “We really thought it was good idea.”
2. “You’re on fire, literally. Your shirt is on fire.”
3. “This isn’t who you expected, is it?”
4. “Letting us go would be wise for your health.”
5. “Please keep talking, your nonsense is actually starting to make sense.”
6. “You’re overthinking this, just go with it. If they try anything, well, just take off their heads.”
7. “I don’t believe we have met before, I would remember a dumb ass like you.”
8. “There goes our security deposit.”
9. “You made the chicken a hat?”
10. “This crown may be made from dandelions but this is the most cherished thing I have.”
11. “Will this work? I think it’s pretty.”
12. “Looking back at what happened, I think the plan was great, it’s just the dumb asses who tried to excute the plan.”
13. “Whoever allowed this to happen needs to get promoted.”
14. “Laughter is the best medicine, here’s a humorous card.”
15. “Just so we are clear, you didn’t stab this person.”