Aries:
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
1: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
2: yeah they are
1: you know what else is beautiful?
2: *blushes* who?
1: another dead intern
Carlos has released a statement that reads: fear is a reasonable response to the glow cloud (all hail)
Reminder that the creators of Night Vale made their show without any corporate sponsorship or financial compensation other than donations and selling T-shirts and they made it to the number one slot on Itunes and they did it with a godblessed openly queer protagonist and an explicitly dark-skinned love interest thank you and good night.
bold of you to assume i exist
i’m not a hero, i’m a Carlos the scientist
another dead interns aren’t real. nuh-uh. show me an another dead intern. that’s not an another dead intern! what’s an another dead intern? who let you in here?
The Cloud will rule us all. We will all be subject to it’s terrifying telepathic control. It does not matter who, or what, you may be. The Glow Cloud is great and magnificent to behold- even greater than the mysterious lights above the Arby’s. Dead or alive, we will all bow down to the Glow Cloud eventually.
Cecil: Listeners this is so sad and now, The Weather
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