✿ from Disgusting :)

oooohhh you evil 

Host knew it wasn’t real love. But still he was coughing up flower petals. Black and red, sometimes some pink and truly blue ones. He knew Disgusting was just using him, and didn’t have any feelings towards him in the slightest. Not any true and genuine ones at least.

But Host also was desperate for any sort of feeling of usefulness. Something he feared -being useless- and thus tried his hardest to cling to anyone who gave him purpose. It was, in a sense, stockholme syndrome.

obscurewitchboy:

TOUCH MEME

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours…
(or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

VIOLENT

🔪 – stabbing them

👊 – punching them

✋ – slapping them in the face

👞 – kicking them

🎀 – pulling their hair

FLUFFY/FRIENDLY

🍭 – stroking their hair

🖐 – high fiving them

🤝 – holding their hand

👄– kissing them on their [place of choice]

👐 – hugging them

💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails 

🤧 – comforting them when crying

🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured

💃 – dancing with them

👗 – adjusting their clothes

👒 – brushing their hair

NSFW

👋 – spanking them on the booty

💋 – giving them an open mouth kiss

👅 – giving them a love bite on [place of choice]

✌️ – fingering them/jerking them off
💦 – eating them out

💫 – pulling their hair

🔥 – grinding against them

💧 – bathing them

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The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear – Wikipedia

thatswhywelovegermany:

wilderimentha:

thatswhywelovegermany:

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It has come to my knowledge that this book is relatively unknown in the United States. That must change.
It is referencing so many pieces of literature history and world
cultural tradition, bubbling over with phantasy and imagination, being
hilariously comical at the same time, a must read for fantasy fans and
literature geeks alike.

Read the linked Wikipedia article to get a taste and get it as a hardcover or paperback.

It is continued by more novels about the continent of Zamonia: Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures, The City of Dreaming Books, The Alchemaster’s Apprentice, and The Labyrinth of Dreaming Books.

This is the best book and everyone should read. It is hella cute, has a cool drawings, and out of the box writing style, and a fantastic story. Please please please read it.

Just one example: In one of the episode, Bluebear is wandering through the Sweet Desert, which is made from sugar crystals. He accompanies a group of strange people who are completely wrapped in bandages (including a periscope to look out), live from hallucinogenous lichens, and who are searching a city named Anagrom Ataf because they repeatedly find bottle messages telling them so. Eventually, they find it, but cannot reach it because it is a Fata Morgana. Using the hottest time of the day when the heat melts the sugar, Bluebear manages to glue Anagrom Ataf to the ground so they can move in. They find semi-transparent natives who talk accent-free backwards.

The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear – Wikipedia

Starters | Servant/Pet

dragonroleplaystarters:

“Your opinion doesn’t matter to me.”

“I don’t care what you want.”

“I can do whatever I want to you.”

“I didn’t give you permission to speak.” 

“You’re not allowed outside of this house.”

“You won’t wear clothes in this house.” 

“You disobeyed me, you’re getting ten lashes.” 

“Don’t you dare talk back to me!” 

“Who taught you how to read and write?”

“You are nothing but a slave, you’re just an idiot.” 

“Kneel before me.” 

“You won’t eat until I give it to you.” 

“Your face is going to be bruised tomorrow. Will you disrespect me again?”

“Get down on your hands and knees.” 

“Don’t look your master in the eyes.” 

“I’ll lock you outside in this freezing weather if you complain again.”

“You’re not very pretty for a pet, are you?” 

“What are all these scars?”

“Pet, tell me who did this to you.” 

“Open your mouth. If you do it well, I’ll let you sleep in the bed.” 

the-moon-dust-writings:

Extremely Random OC Questions

  1. Would your OC ever accessorize with a cape?
  2. If they were to encounter a bear, what would they do?
  3. Your OC has the chance to either grab pepper spray, a baseball bat, a knife or a shoe, which one would they grab?
  4. It’s a sunny day outside, what is their reaction?
  5. Have they ever swam with sharks before?
  6. Oh no, your oc is hungry and no money, what do they do?
  7. If they had the chance to kill someone without being caught, would they? If so, who would it be?
  8. What gif describes their life?
  9. What would their username be on tumblr?
  10. What is their 3rd favourite colour?
  11. Would they much rather own a three headed dog or a two headed cat?
  12. Can they do the splits?
  13. If they knew the only way to get the chocolate cake was do murder the guard, guarding it, would they?
  14. Do they know which way east is?
  15. Have they ever been kicked in the knee caps before?
  16. If they had the chance to go in a hot air balloon, would they?
  17. Would they much rather ride horse back or on a camel?
  18. How many different knots can they tie?
  19. Would they stop to look at pretty flowers?
  20. If they saw a zebra, what would their reaction be?
  21. If they had to hike up a mountain, what would their attitude be going up?
  22. Would they ever make a sock puppet?
  23. Would they much rather banter back and forth with friends or talk about philosophy?
  24. They have acquired a lion, a peanut butter sandwich and a purple rock, what is their next move?
  25. They see a magical wand, do they touch it?
  26. If a skeleton talked to them, would they be scared?
  27. If they entered a restaurant and saw a floating beach ball, what would they do?
  28. It’s nighttime and the zombies are everywhere, your oc is on the corner of a crowded city block all alone, how do they get off the street?
  29. An alligator jumps out of the water and starts to talk to your oc about the economy, what does your oc do?
  30. Your oc is scuba diving and comes across a mermaid, what happens next?
  31. What is your OC’s go to dance move?
  32. Your OC has access to a boat and 5 million dollars, now what?
  33. Your OC accidentally dyed their hair purple, now what?
  34. What would your OC’s reaction be if there was a giant dog that came to them with a huge bone as the dog wags their tail in excitement?
  35. A frog appears out of nowhere and starts to critize their life choices, what does your OC do?